Sunday, November 15, 2009

Ooohhh the boss is coming!

Do you know the Arkells? You should if you don't already. Go check out youtube - there's a few of their songs up. I'll just wait here...

You back?

Did ya listen to this one?
( Sorry don't quite know how to embed videos yet)

Kinda reminds me of work and Twilight. You see - I got introduced to Twilight through work. For months I had been hounded and badgered into reading the books by my ENTIRE team. They kept trying to get me to read the books but when they said "teen vampire romance". My response was "You got to be fucking kidding me! You people like a teen vampire romance novel. Pffftttt." Finally I caved - just to shut them up. And oh boy did I ever cave- I read the entire series in 4 days, including at work for a few hours each day, when I knew the boss wasn't coming. I read it in between Client visits, in between phone calls, on break, you get the idea....


Now I must admit that being surrounded by Twilight fans has its advantages. I can openly lust about Rob, squee over trailers with co-workers, help plan our massive outing to see New Moon at the 19+ theatre. But they aren't into fanfic (and they aren't Twitarded types either). I fact I would bet that most of them don't even know what fanfic is.


So now I'
ve delved into fanfic and regularly read it at work. Copy and paste is my friend, so is a tiny light gray font. I read most of CW & IA this way, same with WA and The Office. I should definitely NOT be accessing smut at work. I could get in serious shit. I.just.can't.stop! It's gotten worse since I signed up for alerts too! I've tried to pair it down to once a week - and lately there hasn't been the time. But I`ve got to stop this fucking nonsense!

Anyone else master of the alt-tab key? Anyone had issues at work? Do we need to start a support group? "Hi, I'm Twiswearstoofucking much and I read fanfic at work. A lot."

7 comments:

C.a.C said...

Hi, I'm Twichotic and I read fanfic smut at work TOO!!

I cleverly disquise it as "lease proposals" and "commission contracts."

"oh, I must print this contract and mark it up on paper..."

Um...no. It's Wide Awake. I read ALL of Wide Awake in three days... Wed, Thurs, and Fri... the boss was on vacation, and I was eating and drinking cookies and Twifanfic. It was delicious.

It was hilarious.

Someone would walk by and they'd see me with highlighter in hand reading some "documents"... and I was reading about how Angstward was fondling Bella's breasts waiting for her to say the word "cookie!" Hil-fucking-larious!!!

I so hope I don't get fired.

Cullenary Curser said...

Awesome! Just awesome! Yeah - there`s no way I could print twismut at work and I`m too cheap to print it at home.

Maybe we could run at `how to hide the fact you`re reading smut at work" seminar at TwitardedCon!

TwiloveSue said...

I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one spending waaaaaaaaay too much time at work on my fanfic habit. There have been a couple of times that I surely thought I was beyond busted (and why does the IT guy smile at me like that...?), but so far so good. I keep swearing that I'm gonna wait until I get home, but apparently I have no self control whatsoever.

I have two Twifan co-workers to oggle Rob pics with, but they are definitely non-Twitarded and I think the depths of my fixation would scare them if they knew.

@Twi-Swears: love the blog!

Cullenary Curser said...

@Twilove1 - Teehee! I have yet to be busted. But I never see the IT people (I suspect they're kept in a dungeon in a downtown office) - and I have no idea what they know about my surfing habits. I hope it just shows up as me accessing my gmail a lot.

Glad you like the blog - might have to rename it though if I'm going to start posting my thoughts on here. Do you like the new 3 column-y goodness that is now this blog?

StarlitViolets said...

So - I'm still a fanfic virgin, except for JJ's 15 Step. What should I start with? I've heard Wide Awake from one person, but am holding out for a few more opinions. I need help ladies. Tell me, how do I ease into the world of fanfic?

Cullenary Curser said...

@StarlitViolets - Wide Awake, The acclimation diaries, Clipped wings and Inked armour, University of Edward Mason, Edward Wallbanger, The submissive (then read the dominant, the the training), mr horrible are some of my favs.

StarlitViolets said...

Thanks Twi! I'm off to indulge in some fanfic after I catch up on here. I was sick for a couple of weeks, so I'm WAY behind.