- The music wasn't where I thought it was going to be. I had places picked out for the songs. Next time Chris Weitz? Consult me about where those songs should go.
- The CGI - some times awesome. Other times? Budget. The wave that nearly gets Bella? Awful. This is Chris Weitz, he can do CGI (Hello Golden Compass) WTF happened? I blame Summit.
- I had high hope for the hair. After the fuckawfulness of Jasper's hair, Nicki's bad dye job, and Taylor's hair that look liked it was made from dark, thick fishing line in Twilight - I was hoping they might blow the bank on hair. Jasper's hair was still fuckawful, Nicki still looks like shit as a blond, and I swear they used the same fucking wig until he "shaves" it off.
- Makeup. I've still got some lipstick issues. Ack!
- Rachelle got robbed - they clearly cut all her lines. You can tell. Fucking Summit.
- Michael Sheen, Anna Kendrick, Dakota Fanning and Billy Burke? Scene stealers, fan-fucking-tastic.
- WTF was Alice's vision? Funniest part of the movie. Hands down.
I need to go back, take a notebook, and analyze. Maybe Monday night. Then maybe I'll review.
p.s. Anyone know how to insert a countdown timer into el-blog? I've got the Html code but don't know what the fuck to do with it.
p.s. Anyone know how to insert a countdown timer into el-blog? I've got the Html code but don't know what the fuck to do with it.
7 comments:
@Twi-Swears - Love it! I've been bitching about Jasper's hair since I saw it in the trailer. It's seriously worse than it was in Twilight. WTF is right!
Good point on them down-sizing Rachelle's role. She looked amazing, too. Still a tragedy she's out for Eclipse.
I just knew you'd love the interpretation of "Alice's vision." Shit, I'm still shaking my head over that one. Epic fail.
Here's how you add the countdown widget (I needed help from my blog designer on this one):
1 - Click on "Customize"
2 - Click on "Add a Gadget" in the
column you want it to appear in
3 - Click on "HTML/Java Script" underneath Basics
4 - Title (left mine empty)
5 - Content (paste your HTML code here)
6 - Save
7 - Drag and drop the order you want the widget to appear in on the blog
Hope that helps!
Lisa
P.S.: Hope you're feeling better today.
Well, at least the 'running' was better, kinda.
Epic fail doesn't begin to describe Alice's vision. Clusterfuck comes close though. God help me if that scene is in Breaking Dawn.
Thanks for the html help. I apparently I made this blog three columns no problem, but inserting a fucking widget was beyond me.
Yes, feeling better. Thanks :)
@TwiSwears - God help us all of that scene is in Breaking Dawn!!!
Glad to hear you're feeling better.
Lisa
The vision was fucking ridiculous. I almost died in the theater. Jasper's hair... you nailed it on the head (excuse the pun) but it was fuckawful. Horrifying, in fact.
@JJ - it's like something from fucking bananarama! It`s like the wig went through some horrible series of accidents with some poor production assistant going "it's still good! it's still good! just a little shredder accident!" the whole time "A lil perm and some aquanet and some teasing it'll be as good as new! Voila! Perfect!"
The running scene just cracks me up. I had tequila at dinner, followed by espresso and skittles at the theatre so I was a wee bit giddy to begin with. I thought I was going to be lynched for laughing so loud.
Yep, the vision takes it. The whole theater laughed out loud. I was humiliated for everyone involved...how the hell could that one get by the cutter chopper decision making movie people? Oh well what can I say, it was worth enduring for the rest of the film and I must admit am hoping a have a dream where I am holding hands with Rob and skipping right along in fairy tale land lookin all sparkly...
@SparkleMindy - I dream of doing much much more with Rob. :P
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