This week was an epic week. It started of with a flurry of emails. But I'm going to Fooorrrkkks!!! And I can't wait! Almost everything is booked too!!
It occurs to me that some of you haven't told your significant other about Fooorrrkkkkksss!! *cough Latchkey Wife cough*
Still trying to build up some good will from your dearest before announcing that you and several Twitards are meeting up in Fooooorrrrkkkksss? Are your knees getting sore? Are they bruised? Need to find a way to give blow jobs more effeiciently?
Gmail, I kid you not, put an ad at the top of my inbox for this company. It must know me. Really, really well.
Easy Jeans. Jeans, with built-in knee pads. 'Nuff said.
This is Latchkey Wife donning her finest pair. It's kinda of a confusing pic though. For one, it doesn't look like her usual street corner. Also, I'm not sure her reciprocating saw is going to help with getting erm....clients. Is the helmet to protect from jizz spray? Wouldn't eye goggles be better for that?
Anywho, they're on sale and I thought you should know. Also, I hear their newest model will have knee pads in sweatpants. Have a good weekend everyone!
Edited to add: Should we pass up a collection plate and get LKW a pair? Whaddya think?
2nd Edit: How about we get her one of these? I think that could help too.
14 comments:
Is this the post you worried about being funny or not?? It is hilarious!!
have fun without me bitches!
Yeah, I'm jealous. So what?
LOL!!!! That's a picture of me 20 years ago. How did you get it?
I wish I looked like that. And I always carry powertools!! LOL
ha! we should all chip in and send LKW a pair of those jeans - sounds like she's gonna need them! better get her a back-up pair too just in case...
speaking of which, I think tonight was the night she was going to spill the Forks beans. Has anyone heard from her lately??? uh oh...
@STY she played Mad Libs for awhile - perhaps postponing the telling of the trip
wv: squooho - seems appropriate
@dangrdafne - um...yeah...glad it wasn't just me.
@mmMoxie - Don't be jealous. There's no room for hate in the fandom. Go pour yourself another drink and make some more mad libs
@17foreverlisa - It's LKW, not you. But i think there might be another pic on there of you.
@LKW - Do you hold your sweatpants pants up with a tool belt too?
@STY - If enough ppl want to chip in I'll do it.
You know, you go out in your own backyard in your tank top and helmet to work on your inground pool and FLASH!!! Someone takes your picture. Do I ever get any privacy???
OMG the oral sex light.... I'd ask how you find these things, but I really don't want to know.
Oh, and FOOOORRRRKKKSSS!!!!
I can't wait wait WAIT to meet you guys in Forks! This is going to be fucking amazing.
And LKW needs to grow a set and tell the mister. But yes, she will most definitely need those jeans.
OMFG Jeans with knee pads. What on earth was google ads thinking?? Don't they know what filthy minded bitches we are?
Wish I could be joining you in Forks.
@Mrs. P. No, I'm pretty sure it's LKW, maybe you're confused cause it's your corner?
@Twilove - it was on failblog.
@JJ - Yeah, I'm totally looking forward to meeting everyone too!
And the good news is, is that LKW did grow a pair and is now coming with! Yay!
I totally missed LKW telling Mr. LKW. How did that go?
Too funny! Love the post! Looking fwd to reading more.
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