As you all know I work in an office that has several Twilight fans (some normal, some insane). Yesterday was my first day back and when I walk in, one of our secretaries walks up to me and says, "Guess what I got for Christmas?"
Shit lady. My crystal ball's broken - why don't you just tell me? Instead my answer was "Socks?"
She hands me what looks like a package of choclate bars. I look, and find it's a entire package of "New Moon Chocolates" and she's giving them away!!!!! It made up for her dumb question. I had to get an Edward one thinking the whole time - heh. I get to eat Edward. I was so excited the whole day - then I fucking forgot when I got home.
Anyway it made my morning today when I found it in my coat pocket.
Here it is - you're going to love my mad photography skillz.
He looks pissed! The camera kept saying he was blinking.
So I open it up and think: This isn't Edward - it's a fucking gravestone with two hearts. It's got the fucking Cullen Crest and Bella's name on it.
Purdy much the same thing.
I got over my disappointment. I think I was expecting peen or at least a face or something. Oh well, it's chocolate.
Yup, it was creme filled. Yummmm....creamy Edward...and it was sweet too! *snort*
5 comments:
What a disappointing shape!! I would have thought it was Edward's face...for sure. Still delicious, no matter what shape it is!
Great post! Love the pictures and captions, especially the tombstone. And is that a whole lotta empty booze bottles I spy in the corner of the last picture? When was the party and why weren't Mrs. P and I invited?!
Lisa
@Mrs. P - and the best part was the creamy centre.....
@Lisa - um..err..nope not booze...juice....fruit juice...yeah...that's it :P
Oh My Gawd!!! Where can I get some Cullen Chocolates? I want to eat Edward's cream.
@TwitardedMom - I wish I knew.
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