It's time for a little blog meeting. So I'd like you to pull out your best booze, your creative cursing book if you have one, and take a seat. I need some input from you whore flaps. I know, I've got a grand total of 22 followers and a whopping 8 posts (not including this one), but we need to talk.
First, I'd like to point out a few things:
- The header of this blog says Twitarded Con 2010.
- The url of this blog is www.twitardedcon2010.blogspot.com
- Other than this post. There is fuck all about said Twitarded Con 2010.
You can see this leaves me in an awkward position (that's what she said). My lil blog that I never intended to post much else other than about us getting together, apparently has morphed into something else. I didn't actually realize I'd have more to say other than what I posted in the
Twitarded comments or on
Twitter. In hindsight, it was kinda a stupid fucking name to start with in the first place. I'm not sure what kind of crack I was on that day - but apparently it was the good shit. So now, I need a name change as bad as I need a change of underwear after viewing GQ Rob. And when I mean name change, I mean the whole fucking thing, URL and all.
Now before you get your panties in a bunch, this doesn't mean that I'm giving up on the idea of Twitards of the world uniting in some form around the time Eclipse comes out. I just don't think I can make an entire fucking blog about it.
This is where you people come in. I need some suggestions for a new name, and I'm even willing to throw in a prize to boot! I think the only criteria is that it has Twi-swears, Twi-swearstoofuckingmuch, or some variation, is somewhere in the title, and that a google search isn't going to direct a
Woody Allen type here. Well, that and I want to do it soon.
The prize?
- My undying gratitude.
- I'll never swear at you again*.
- I'll knit/crochet you something. We're not talking mittens and scarves here. Maybe you'd like a cupcake? Your sparkle peen need a discrete holder? Is your mini-e cold? Does he need a sweater? You've got the pervy/bizzaro ideas, I've got the wool.
Well, folks, that's all. Throw those suggestions in the comments!
*Well - I promise to really really try not to swear at you. Subject to change due to PMS, unforeseen circumstances, and cause I feel like it. Offer not valid if you're a moron.
11 comments:
Well, like I said on Twitter.."Twi-Swears She Loves Twilight" or "Cross My Heart" . That's all I've got right now. You can go totally off the wall and call the blog something like "TwiMe".
How about Twi-SwearsAtTwatwaffles or just using your whole wonderful Twi-swearstoofuckingmuch moniker? I'll see what I can think of today, cause this is so much more fun than working.
Does it have to say Twi... something?
How about something like: 'Creative Cursing and Cupcake Cookery' or 'Confessions of a Creative Curser' (my fav) or 'My Profession as a Potty Mouth'. Can you tell I'm partial to alliteration?
I'm sure I can think of more... I'll get back to you.
PS - I want a fucking crocheted cupcake STAT!!
I'll try and think of something. I really want a crochet cupcake too!
Ok, don't ask me why. But I fucking love Wide Awake Rehab's banner. Maybe you can take it for your blog name.
"A Unicorn Ate My Cookie"
I'll think of more! I'll be back! Wait: One more,
The Secret Adventures of a Unicorn
Ok, I'll think of something.
Glad to see you decided to go through with the naming contest :)
When I first started following blogs and posting comments, I went by my FB/AIM name of sprtzmom1721. When I finally launched my own blog and decided on its name, I ended up switching everything over to 17foreverlisa (Google, Blogger, Twitter, etc.). People will get used to the name change quickly, so you should go with whatever trips your trigger.
I like Latchkey Wife's line of thought. What if you went by CC for short(like JJ, STY, LKW, and HG just to name a few), as in this title followed by a tagline:
CREATIVE CURSING
with frosting on top
(or whatever was on the cupcakes - sprinkles, chocolate, a cherry/cherries; haven't read the ff this references yet; I know, I know!)
You could have a banner made with a picture of your crocheted cupcakes (another cc) incorporated into it.
Just a random thought :)
Lisa
Oooh! "Cullen-ary TwiWhore"
HA! I love Mrs. P's suggestino. "Cullen-ary TwiWhore" Or maybe must "TwiWhores" or "Twitardia"
hey, it's @yarnslinger here.. what about "Sparkly Cupcake"? or "Sparkle T-waffle"? or shit, I dunno!!
I've got to be honest Cullen-ary Twi-whore is really good. But I really like Confessions of a Creative Curser too. You guys are a bunch of creative bitches - this is going to be tough.
There are some great suggestions here. I really like LatchKey's but Mrs. P's is fucking hysterical. I like the play on the Cullen-ary.
Confessions of a Cullen-ary Cupcake? I'm actually not very good at picking names. lol.
OK I suck at stuff like this too but I love the suggestions made so far! I like alliteration, too - "Of Cullens and Cursing"? I keep wanting to incorporate "tourettes" somehow but I know I can't - lol! "TwiSwearsTooFuckingMuch (and blogs, too)" - ok lame - i got nothing but will keep thinking 'bout it.
: )
cheers & happy new year!
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