So Mr CC and I went to a Black Rebel Motorcycle Club concert last Sunday. I had plans to post this big long post detailing the general fuckawesomeness of the concert, but alas this week kicked me in the nads and I didn't get around to it. So instead here's some of the photos we both took set to "Beat the Devil's Tattoo" from their new album of the same name. The wide angle shots and shots of Leah Shapiro, their drummer, are MrCC's. The close ups of Robert Levon Been and Peter Hayes are mine.
Enjoy!
Friday, April 16, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Oh Etsy....
Tonight's edition of Confessions of a Cullenary Curser is brought to you by "what the fuck were they thinking?"
First up. More shit in a bottle. This time it's sand. Fucking expensive sand.
This is apparently sand from La Push beach. Five and a half dollars worth apparently. Who fucking spends five dollars plus shipping for an ounce of fucking sand that could be from some kid's sand box. Oh, right, I forgot, it was collected during the new moon of August 2009, so that makes it special. It comes with a certificate of authenticity. Jeebus, a certificate of authenticity? Why didn't the poster say so? That makes it all better. On that note, why don't I get the 2 ounce bottle for seven bucks? I mean it's authentic so....
I think I could make a killing if I just dump the contents of my suitcase on the beach and fill it with sand. I'll never work again. It'll be like winning the lottery.
Next up. Fun with felting. Brace yourselves -these never end well.
*sighs* Oh hell, where to start with this one.
Right we'll start with the nipples. Jesus those things are big. Is it just me or are they a)unevenly spaced and b)angled oddly? Is it just me?
The lips. Was this the person that did the makeup on Twilight and did overkill on the lips? I think it is. Thank goodness he/she found employment again.
Next up, his eyes. I get that New Moon Edward is all thirsty. I also know that Edward said that Bella was his own personal brand of heroin. That does not mean you get to make Edward look like a sleep deprived heroin drag queen that's in withdrawal.
The hair. Were they going for this?
Wrong vampire.
Now I'm not one for scented shit. Creams, lotions, smelly candles, aromatherapy crap and the like. So maybe it's just me, but why the fuck would anyone buy scented shit over the internet. You can't smell it! I hate to be Captain Obvious here - but there's a chance that one person's freesia and lilac smells like your crazy and moldy Aunt Mildred.
Until the iPad comes with a scratch and sniff app you have to trust the seller that this cream smells like Alice. Apparently Alice smells like "sweet fruits, juicy citrus, and delicate florals". "It's a beautiful, bright, happy fragrance!" Goodie - does that mean I'll be beautiful, bright and happy too? Does it?? DOES IT!!?!?!?
I always find one thing I want though. Tonight I found some cute mittens. Apparently they're the ones Bella wears in Twilight. I want to get the pattern for some of these.
First up. More shit in a bottle. This time it's sand. Fucking expensive sand.
I think I could make a killing if I just dump the contents of my suitcase on the beach and fill it with sand. I'll never work again. It'll be like winning the lottery.
Next up. Fun with felting. Brace yourselves -these never end well.
Right we'll start with the nipples. Jesus those things are big. Is it just me or are they a)unevenly spaced and b)angled oddly? Is it just me?
The lips. Was this the person that did the makeup on Twilight and did overkill on the lips? I think it is. Thank goodness he/she found employment again.
Next up, his eyes. I get that New Moon Edward is all thirsty. I also know that Edward said that Bella was his own personal brand of heroin. That does not mean you get to make Edward look like a sleep deprived heroin drag queen that's in withdrawal.
The hair. Were they going for this?
Now I'm not one for scented shit. Creams, lotions, smelly candles, aromatherapy crap and the like. So maybe it's just me, but why the fuck would anyone buy scented shit over the internet. You can't smell it! I hate to be Captain Obvious here - but there's a chance that one person's freesia and lilac smells like your crazy and moldy Aunt Mildred.
Until the iPad comes with a scratch and sniff app you have to trust the seller that this cream smells like Alice. Apparently Alice smells like "sweet fruits, juicy citrus, and delicate florals". "It's a beautiful, bright, happy fragrance!" Goodie - does that mean I'll be beautiful, bright and happy too? Does it?? DOES IT!!?!?!?
I always find one thing I want though. Tonight I found some cute mittens. Apparently they're the ones Bella wears in Twilight. I want to get the pattern for some of these.
They're really pretty and cute!
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